Your papers please

“Good morning Sir, May I see your papers please?”
“Oh Sir, what a relief! You speak English. I was worried how I would get around here”
–Gives papers–

“What do you mean?”

“Well, I didn’t know if America spoke English”

“Really? You’re pulling my leg aren’t you?”

“Oh no Sir, I didn’t know Sir, so do a lot of people speak English here? What other languages do you speak here?”

“We all speak English here, some of us speak Spanish”

“Really! The whole country! But it is such a big country! Oh how very excellent, this is really quite a relief for me, thank you Sir, and good day”

“Here are your papers, Good day to you”

“Good day to you Sir”

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