If I ever become I teacher I wish to teach the only subject students really need to learn to get through school. I feel I can teach it because I have never learned it myself. For it is precisely because we fail at something that we are a proper judge of it, as the good Wilde said.The course shall be called Pipeaulogy 101.
Always put form above substance till substance takes form. Always be profoundly superficial when those around you are foolishly trying to be profound, when in fact all they ever end up being is superficially profound. Structure everything, consider the structure as an end in itself, as an art. The Eiffel Tower, where the structure becomes content. The importance of image, the importance of shiny colours. There is nothing that cannot be done without Pipeau, and if there is such a thing, it simply shouldn’t be done.
The whole world depends on Pipeau, Pipeau allows us the minimum of thinking to do things, it is to the men of action that the world belongs, those that are insensitive, those that only think enough to win, it allows us to go beyond the exhausting search for truth, because Pipeau allows us to construct truth itself. Pipeau is behind all religions, it is the fiction behind the bedrock of lies our lives depend on. He who masters the Pipeau know how to make the cloud of misinformation and lies, that constitute an opinion, rain on his fields, so that his crop can grow.
Pipeau like God is its own definition, and therefore cannot be defined.